Try this for size... some newformed friends:
1. A round roadie for a 43-year-old rollerskating acrobat! On his way to Europe (via a God-ordained chat with the Guinoz) to win her heart back after she was stollen from him by a Jewish millionaire lion tamer! TRUE STORY
2. Dinner hosted by a giant metal dragon maker! Peter's talents and originality as an artist are out of this world. His house is a gallery of the extraordinary. TRUE STORY
3. Handed a spectacular fresh orchid whilst waiting at traffic lights in Buzz, by a random lady in a red BMW sports car! TRUE STORY
